cast
- Jim Dale
- Chris Columbus
- Bernard Cribbins
- Mordecai Mendoza
- Maureen Lipman
- Countess Esmeralda
- Peter Richardson
- Bart Columbus
- Alexei Sayle
- Achmed
- Rik Mayall
- Sultan of Turkey
- Charles Fleischer
- Pontiac
- Larry Miller
- Indian Chief
- Nigel Planer
- Grand Wazir
- Leslie Phillips
- King Ferdinand
- June Whitfield
- Isabella of Spain
- Holly Aird
- Maria
- Keith Allen
- Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner
- Harold Berens
- Cecil the Torturer
- Alan Corduner
- Sam
- Jack Douglas
- Marco the Cereal Killer
- James Faulkner
- Torquemada
- Jon Pertwee
- Duke of Costa Brava
- Tony Slattery
- Baba the Messenger
- Sarah Stockbridge
- Nina the Model
- Lynda Baron
- Meg
- Peter Gilmore
- Governor of the Canaries
- Chris Langham
- Hubba
- Burt Kwouk
- Wang
- Richard Wilson
- Felipe
- Martin Clunes
- Martin
- John Antrobus
- Manservant
- Mark Sinden
- Captain Perez
- Peter Gordeno
- The Shaman
- Tom Laughlin
- The Bosun
- David Boyce
- Customer with ear
- Prudence Solomon
- Ha Ha
crew
- Gerald Thomas
- Director
- Peter Childs
- Art Director
