by Hal Erickson
synopsis
A leering Hollywood wolf enters a movie house to drool over sexy film diva Laurie BeCool, currently costarring with Bogey GoCart in their latest film epic "To Have. . .To Have. . .To Have. . . " (PLEASE don't tell us you can't figure out what's being parodied here!) First, however, the Wolf must sit through the "Warmers Newsreel" and put up with a variety of obnoxious movie patrons. Once the main feature gets under way, Wolfie goes into wild paroxysms of passion every time Laurie BeCool slinks into view--and even bums a discarded cigarette from Bogey!
