by Hal Erickson
synopsis
Macho Mel (Vic Tayback) is eager and willing to dispense advice on how to handle women to anyone who will listen. Since Tommy (Philip McKeon) is receptive at the moment, Mel generously shares his "foolproof" methods, certain that the boy will chalk up success after success in the romance department. What Mel doesn't realize is that Tommy intends to use his newly learned tecniques on Mel's own niece Lisa (Kim Richards)!
