Synopsis by Hal Erickson
ALF wants to have a pet for his own. To shut up the persistent alien, Willie (Max Wright) buys ALF an ant farm. Surely, no one in his right mind would regard a bunch of ants as "real" pets and become emotionally attached to them. But who ever said that ALF was in his right mind? Sure enough, per the episode's title, one of the ants dies...and ALF stages the insect funeral to end all insect funerals.