cast
- Tracey Ullman
- Sylvia Stickles
- Johnny Knoxville
- Ray-Ray Perkins
- Selma Blair
- Caprice Stickles/Ursula Udders
- Chris Isaak
- Vaughn Stickles
- Suzanne Shepherd
- Big Ethel
- Mink Stole
- Marge the Neuter
- Patricia Hearst
- Paige
- Jackie Hoffman
- Dora
- Nicholas E.I. Noble
- Weird Paperboy
- Wes Johnson
- Fat F**k Frank
- Susan Allenbach
- Betty Doggett
- Paul DeBoy
- Wendell Doggett
- Jewel Orem
- Loose Linda
- James Ransone
- Dingy Dave
- Alan J. Wendl
- Officer Alvin
- Jonas Grey
- Warren the Mailman
- David Hasselhoff
- Himself
- Kevin Reese
- Ronnie the Rimmer
- David A. Dunham
- Mama Bear
- Liam Hughes
- Coffee Sex Addict
- Hari Leigh
- Gay Woman #2
- Mary Vivian Pearce
- Unjudgemental Ex-Sex Addict
- Shirleyann Kaladjian
- Gay Woman #1
- Richard DeAngelis
- Neuter Man With Sub-Titles
- Britt Prentice
- Fat Boy B
- Lynn McCune
- Neuter Mom #4
- Scott Morgan
- Neuter Yuppie Man
- Jean Schertler
- Neuter Grandmother on Bus
- Don J. Hewitt
- Injured Neuter Man #2
- Lucy Newman-Williams
- Neuter Yuppie Woman
- Richard Salamanca
- Fat Boy A
- Brilane Bowman
- Cow Patty
- Christopher Glenn Wilson
- Tire Lick Dad
- Joyce Flick Wendl
- Driving Neuter Wife
- Lance Baldwin
- Larry
- Fred Strother
- "Strange" Sex Addict
- Grace Nalls
- Vaughn's Mother
- John Shields
- Chesapeake Cooking Man
- Nathan Fulord
- Tire Lick Boy
- Ty Ford
- Taxi Driver
- Rosemary Knower
- Female Motorist
- Michael Willis
- Tony the Tickler
- Gwendolyn Briley-Strand
- Anti 'Oral Sex' Neuter
- Kate Kiley
- Anti 'Bear' Neuter
- David de Boy
- Dr. Arlington
- Carlos Juan Gonzales
- Bus Driver
- Susan Rome
- Messy Melinda
- Dave Moretti
- Papa Bear
- Michael Gabel
- Mr. Pay Day
- Channing Wilroy
- Male Motorist
- Jean Hill
- Woman on Fire Escape
- Steve Mack
- Injured Neuter Man #1
- Randall Boffman
- Neuter Businessman
- Gaelan Alexander Connell
- Horny Kid
- Jeanette Chivvas
- Fan on Airplane
- Kosha Engler
- Lu Ann
- Douglas Roberts
- Driving Neuter Husband
- Jeffrey Auerbach
- Baby Bear
- Ricki Lake
- Herself
- Richard Pelzman
- Paw Paw
- Patsy Grady Abrams
- Neuter Old Maid
crew
- John Waters
- Director, Screenwriter
- Christine Vachon
- Producer
- Ted Hope
- Producer
- Steve Gainer
- Cinematographer
- George S. Clinton
- Composer (Music Score), Music Producer, Conductor
- Tracy McKnight
- Musical Direction/Supervision
- Jeffery Wolf
- Editor
- Vincent Peranio
- Production Designer
- Halina Gebarowicz
- Art Director
- Ann Ruark
- Co-producer, Unit Production Manager
- Pat Moran
- Associate Producer, Casting
- John Wells
- Executive Producer
- Mark Kaufman
- Executive Producer
- Mark Ordesky
- Executive Producer
- Merideth Finn
- Executive Producer
- the Fisher Brothers
- Executive Producer
- Susan Kessel
- Set Decorator
- Van Smith
- Costume Designer
- Shelly Ziegler
- First Assistant Director
- David Insley
- Camera Operator, Second Unit Director Of Photography
- Tom Schnaidt
- Camera Operator
- Chazz Menedez
- Stunts
- Jay M. Boryea
- Stunts
- John Becker
- Stunts
- Melissa Morgan
- Stunts
- Norman Douglass
- Stunts
- Roy Farfel
- Stunts, Stunts Coordinator
- Linda Snyder
- Choreography
- Kerry Barden
- Casting
- Rick Angelella
- Sound Mixer
- Alex Applefeld
- Video Assist
- Alex Soto
- Assistant Sound Editor
- Alysia Oakley
- Personal Assistant
- Amanda Johnson
- Makeup
- Andrea Roa
- Set Production Assistant
- Andrew Weisblum
- Associate Editor
- Ann Gray
- Post Production Coordinator
- Anne Marie Izner-Preston
- Hair Styles
- Bernie Dressel
- Musical Performer
- Beth Boyd
- Production Coordinator
- Beth Grunder
- Swing Gang
- Blake Leyh
- Supervising Sound Editor
- Bob Jason
- Co-Executive Producer
- Bobby Johanson
- ADR Mixer
- Boots Shelton
- First Assistant Camera
- Brian Cooper
- Assistant Production Coordinator
- Brian Dixon
- Personal Assistant
- Brian Gallagher
- ADR Recordist
- Brook Yeaton
- Properties Master
- Bryon Rickerson
- Music Editor
- Caleb Stine
- Storyboard Artist
- Carol Everson
- Boom Operator
- Catharine Fletcher Incaprera
- Costumes Supervisor
- Chanelle S. Matthews
- Personal Assistant
- Charleen Richards-Steeves
- ADR Mixer
- Charles Pugliese
- Personal Assistant
- Charlie Newberry
- Camera Loader
- Cheryl "Pickles" Kinion
- Key Make-up
- Christine Moore
- Script Supervisor
- Chuck Khoury
- Special Effects Technician
- Cindy Heidel
- Assistant Location Manager
- Clark Hospelhorn
- Leadman
- Custom Film Effects
- Visual Effects
- Cyndi "Cutter" Martin
- Set Production Assistant
- Dave B. Flynch
- Foley Supervisor
- Dave Noble
- Best Boy Grip
- David Boulton
- ADR Mixer
- David Lucarelli
- ADR Recordist
- Dawson Nolley
- Production Assistant
- Dean Citroni
- Dolly Grip
- Debra Donaldson Dorsy
- Location Manager
- Devra Kitterman
- Greensman
- Douglas Jones
- Set Production Assistant
- Drew Jiritano
- Special Effects Coordinator
- Ed Bellafiore
- Production Assistant
- Eric Papa
- Personal Assistant
- Erik Gorcynski
- Production Secretary
- Gary Romolo Fiorelli
- Second Assistant Director
- Greg Leisz
- Musical Performer
- Gwen Bialic
- Production Supervisor
- Hank Atterbury
- Special Effects Technician
- Heather Walker
- Personal Assistant
- Howard "Hep" Preston
- Key Hairstylist
- James Bridges
- Still Photographer
- Jamie R. Baker
- Foley Recordist
- Jay Douglas Kemp
- Gaffer
- Jay Peck
- Foley Artist
- Jeff Hill
- Unit Publicist
- Jeffrey Pratt Gordon
- Assistant Properties
- Jim Cox
- Musical Performer
- Jim Doherty
- Greensman
- Jimmy Intveld
- Musical Performer
- John Hamilton
- Second Assistant Camera
- John Millard
- Set Dresser
- John Strawbridge
- Casting Associate
- Jonny Solomon
- Personal Assistant
- Joseph Bruce
- Grip
- Josh Slates
- Personal Assistant
- Kathy Kelehan
- Visual Effects Producer
- Keith Matz
- Character Animation
- Kenton Jakub
- ADR Editor
- Krissopher Chevannes
- ADR Recordist
- Laura Civiello
- Dialogue Editor
- Lianne Williamson
- Swing Gang
- Magdaline Volaitis
- Sound Effects Editor
- Mark Dornfeld
- Visual Effects Supervisor
- Melissa "Stanley" Cohen
- Personal Assistant
- Melissa DeMino
- Production Assistant
- Michael Almog
- Co-Executive Producer
- Michael Dudek
- Production Assistant
- Michael Faulkner
- Assistant Location Manager
- Michele Ferrone
- Visual Effects Producer
- Mike Stanwick
- Color Timing
- Negative People Incorporated
- Negative Cutter
- Nita Long Mayer
- Animal Trainer/Wrangler
- Norm Thurston Jr.
- Swing Gang
- Patrick Eagan
- Set Dresser
- Paul A. Levin
- Post Production Supervisor
- Peter Bucossi
- Stunts Coordinator
- Randall Balsmeyer
- Visual Effects Supervisor
- Randy Herbert
- Construction Coordinator
- Rehya Young
- Assistant Location Manager
- Reilly Steele
- Re-Recording Mixer
- Rick Chefalas
- Assistant Sound Editor
- Rick Strodel
- Grip
- Rodney French
- Key Grip
- Rolande Glicenstein
- Key Costumer
- Russell A. Wicks
- Generator Operator
- Scott Wallace
- Set Medic/First Aid
- Shamos Fisher
- Extra Casting
- Shareen Saleh
- First Assistant Camera
- Silvija Moess
- Greensman
- Sonya Dawson
- Personal Assistant
- Susan Allenbach
- Personal Assistant
- Ted Ayd
- Best Boy Electric
- Thomas "Toby" Hessenauer
- Production Assistant
- Thomas Bartke
- Music Editor
- Tom Villano
- Music Editor
- Tony Gardner
- Prosthetic Makeup Effects
- Tracey Frey
- Personal Assistant
- Wayne Arnold
- Second Assistant Camera
- Xanthus Valas
- Second Second Assistant Director